31 July, 2022
Garsh, Buster, when your old pappy was a young schoolboy (hey, it was less than 100 years ago), the only thing we kids had to worry about was Adolf Hitler and possible air raids. Yep, we had to leave our classrooms to sit in the hallways in case of an air raid (fortunately, none of old Adolf’s areoplanes ever got near here).
Wow, you were lucky, pap, now the poor lil kids’ teachers are packing heat! I guess the good old NRA has really made us safe!