Blog #90E – That Bloody Fox “news” Thingy – A Series – (5th Installment – Fox’s New Motto) – 6 November 2016

Our Fox (y) “news” heroes were all over the ambush and murder of two police officers in Iowa on Wednesday morning. Then, of course, they got right back to bashing Hillary. Oddly, they haven’t mentioned the shootings again. Well, the suspect now in custody turns out to be a confederate flag waving Trumpikan! Are you thinking, as old pap and I are, maybe that story line doesn’t match their anti-BlackLivesMatter mantra!

Well, let’s give them a bye on that one, and admit that they really had much more important “news” to “break” for us: Once more parroting the old con man who has been ranting at his “rallies” about the big FBI story that Hillary’s server has been hacked at least 5 times, plus the FBI is about to hand down an INDICTMENT for pay for play allegations. Every fool on Fox, including their one and only “real journalist,” Bret Baier, has been repeating this story which was supposedly “leaked” from sources inside the FBI.

Well, “Lo and Behold,” turns out it is all just one more big fib! Friday morning the Fox “newcasters” announced that good old Bret had apologized for spreading false rumors, and all of them were very sorry, and now must retract the FBI “leaks” business!

So, we’re supposing that Fox’s new motto will be “Inaccurate and Without Merit,” We agree the new motto will better represent their work than the old, oft-discredited “Fair and Balanced!”

Wow, fast forward to Sunday morning, 2 fateful days from E-day, and the Donald being escorted off stage by the Secret Service guys. Naturallly, the Fox (y) fools immediately stated that some Hillary supporter was brandishing a GUN. Two minutes later their field guy corrects them to say the rally disruptor was actually a life-long Republicrat who couldn’t stand what Le Don was doing to his party!

BOOM! “INACCURATE AND WITHOUT MERIT!!”

Hey, good old Fox is not intimidated. Here, they continue on with good old Mikey Huckabee ranting on about the FBI still “investigating” Hillary, and how she should be in jail already, just like the old generals who flipped out.

Moving right along for a sunny Sunday morning tale about some “secret pact” between Hill and Bernie to never mention her “wealth.” The simpletons are really reaching now as the time to boost their creepy hero and diss his somewhat more worthy opponent is running out!

Next, they have learned that the FBI, again, is “investigating” Hillary’s Filipino Maid, of all people, who “may have forwarded some secret government information.” They are stretching to the breaking point, now!

CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THIS FOLDEROL ABOUT a lousy 110 “POTENTIAL CLASSIFIED MESSAGES BEING ON HILLARY’S UNAUTHORIZED SERVER? Yes, they are the same ones that old Bernie famously stated correctly that the Amurican public was tired of hearing about, and old pap and I opined may have just been coffee and donut orders!

The news “media,” sort of led by good old Fox has certainly made a proverbial “MOUNTAIN OF A MOLE HILL!” So, please, for the sake of your sanity, turn off those “DAMNED” TELLYS!

Summing up the week’s foolishness, we can only say that good old Fox would be funnier than SNL, if all this election business weren’t so bloody serious! However, we can only laugh at them at our own peril. They are desperately attempting to get the worst person to ever grace a political race in the nation’s history elected to our Presidency! THEIR MAN’S WHOLE LIFE IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY; BEGINNING WITH HIS EPPS FROM EARLY CHILDHOOD, HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, AND YET SOMEHOW HE STILL HAS THIS WELL OF FEAR AND HATRED BOTTLED UP INSIDE HIM WHICH POPS OUT WHENEVER HE IS CHALLENGED. THERE MUST BE ANOTHER YET UNDIAGNOSED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEM TROUBLING HIM!

HENCE, REGARDLESS OF THE HORRENDOUS FIBS OLD FOX CONTINUES TO TELL US ABOUT HILLARY, WE NEED TO FOCUS ON STOPPING THE TRUMP DISASTER. THE T-SHIRTS AT HIS RALLIES SAY IT ALL: TRUMP THE BITCH. IF THIS SCENE DOESN’T SCARE THE LIVIN’ BEJESUS OUT OF YOU, YOU ARE ALREADY COMATOSE!

Come on pappy, I’m getting a headache!

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1 Comment

  1. Buster, thanks for taking one for the team by subjecting yourself to this insufferable dreck. It’s important for the rest of us to know what’s going on behind enemy lines. You, sir, are a truly patriotic hound! Just make sure to take an extra long nap in a sunny spot and get out for regular walks. This kind of stuff can wear an old dog down! (This election has certainly taken its toll on me) 🙂

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