Blog #136: Distracted, again!

We’re guessing that by now everyone in the country must realize that the President’s efforts to distract attention away from the “Russia” issue are ruining his ability to progress his stated goals. This may not be an all-together bad thing, since his objectives were not reasonably enunciated in the first place, and, with the help of his Republicrat pals, would be disastrous for most of us Amuricans. It is certainly becoming impossible to ignore the old fool’s daily “twitterings.” Hey, don’t ya just love his son-in-law’s 11-page “not guilty” plea? He’s believable.

Back in February, I declared the poor man, Mad as a March Hare, and his health has apparently only gotten worse. Yesterday he said, while addressing the Boy Scouts’ Jamboree, “Who the hell wants to talk about politics in front of these Boy Scouts,” but then, did just that, regurgitating all his “victories,” by state, in the 2016 Election. He even tried to justify his obsession with “loyalty” by reminding the kids of the word in their Scout’s motto. Not satisfied that he had sufficiently dissed old Hillary before the young troops, this morning he once again attacked his own Attorney General for, in his view, “weakness” in pursuing her “crimes.”

Ho, Boy, can’t our Acting Surgeon General have a talk with him about his health? I am still convinced this all goes back to his EPPS (Excessive Potty Praise Syndrome), and to tell you the truth, I’m betting one day the Medical Honchos will recognize my discovery and naming of this horrid affliction. Of course, it will probably happen posthumously! BTW: It sure seems that good old Prez Putin may suffer from the same problem. We don’t know if he was riding his steed while bare-chested at the time, but he recently disputed the historical account of 16th Century Czar Ivan the Terrible murdering his own son. Old Vlad said that the story was concocted to slander Russia, adding, “Our vastness is feared by everyone.”

Back in the good old U.S.ofA., we have Nan (Pelosi) and Chucky (Schumer) promoting their all-new Demoblican slogan, “A Better Deal.” Spiffy, eh what?

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen, Lend us your ideas on how to get out of this mess. Time is of the essence, as they say on Wall Street. Enough, already!

For our science-denier friends: Pope Francis had all 13 water fountains at the Vatican turned off – all of Rome is staring at water rationing.

17-7-9 25 July 2017

2 Comments

  1. ‘Bus – it’s only a matter of time, I think, before the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders recognizes “EPPS.” Hopefully, it will duly credit you for you for bringing it to the forefront of scientific and political debate. How do we get out of this mess . . . that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? I unfortunately don’t have answers, but possibly a few thoughts. I’ll be sure to pass them along once they become cogent :).

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    1. Thanks for your comments and support, Tim. Obviously, the Circus continues, so let’s hope we can get enough folks interested in saving our democracy to stop it. This WH is certainly not an appropriate replacement for the real Circus which is unfortunately leaving the scene.

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