“Don’t bother, they’re here!” Good Grief, as I’ve had to say way too many times! Nancy has the gavel, again, and It certainly appears that she, Chuck, and Donaldo are going to vie for the top clown spot!
We were hoping, and do believe there will be some adults showing up in the new congress. Unfortunately, the old guard is still controlling, and, of course, there’s no hope remaining that the old Moron will ever be “presidential,” but hopefully, the new-comers will have enough influence to bring some sanity to the horrid mess we have as a governing body. We must continue encouraging them!
Addressing the newly powerful and totally pumped House Demoblicans: For goodness sakes, you’re proposing bills to fund the rest of the Gov. to the end of the fiscal year, and the DHS to February 8th. So, why in the world would you not write one more for the good old DHS to the end of the year, and give the old fool the $5.6Billion for his “wall” or whatever, and be done with it? Ya know $5 or $6Billion ain’t what it was back in Ev Dirksen’s day (when he famously said, “A $Billion here, a $Billion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money.”) The old fool’s $5.6Billion is chump change now, so, stop your hissy-fitting, and act as though you were grown-ups!
To the poor old Republicrats, who, as we’ve observed before, have apparently lost most of their mojos to our beloved silver-tongued old Moron, we say, “You clowns can also grow up, though ya may need to hold old Mitch under water for 10 or 15 minutes to calm him down.
This is Buster’s (really) old pappy. Buster, not wishing to abuse his special Basset Hound dispensation privilege, is commissioning me to handle his post now, offering suggestions as needed (which is quite often).
Opps, BTW: You old Demobs are just dying to “investigate,” so, we would suggest you require him to make his tax returns public. That should keep him busy for a while, and you can really get into important stuff, such as rescinding his big fat tax cuts for bloated corporations. Old Ev made another observation: “I have said, with respect to the authorization bills, that I do not want the Congress or the country to commit fiscal suicide on the installment plan!”
Have a nice weekend y’all. If you’re in the D.C. area, ya might be able to catch the old rascal at the White House; he’s waiting there with an empty mind.