March 12, 2022
Dear old Uncle Joe,
My old pappy and I wish to thank you for retrieving out dear old USofA from the depression left by your huge, orange predecessor! We believe you are doing an admirable job, and would only urge you to find and terminate the miserable little vermin who is leading Russia into massive destruction in Ukraine.
Yes, Uncle Joe, Buster is right on here. We are certain that you have at your disposal the means to obliterate the tiny little scumbag, thereby stopping the Russian slaughter, while minimizing any retaliative attacks against us or our allies.
Listen to old pappy, Unca Joe, you can do it!