March 15, 2022
Hello, again, Unca Joe,
Buster here, and I just want to thank you again for all your help for our good old USofA. There’s just one important item left undone, which old pappy and I really hope you can get to asap: The tiny piece of excrement, which we’ve heard happens to be in hiding somewhere. Please use all your resources to find and extinguish it! You’ll be doing the world a great favor!